Freedom is Confusing For Artistic Foreigners
If you’ve ever visited a former Communist republic, you know that graffiti can be a problem. It’s as if, after all those years of stifled creative expression, it explodes all over the place from the...
View ArticleIt’s Always the Broken Headlight: Dotty Pothead Nabbed on Road
One mistake crooks frequently make is that they attract unnecessary attention to themselves. They get pulled over for something preventable, such as running a red light, and then when the cop searches...
View ArticleIt’s Always the Broken Headlight: Dotty Pothead Nabbed on Road
One mistake crooks frequently make is that they attract unnecessary attention to themselves. They get pulled over for something preventable, such as running a red light, and then when the cop searches...
View ArticleNot the Watergate Break-In, But a Plumber All the Same
It’s bad enough when workmen enter your apartment, don’t fix your problem and leave behind a mess. But what’s really irritating is when they also burglarize the place. That’s what happened to one...
View ArticleNot the Watergate Break-In, But a Plumber All the Same
It’s bad enough when workmen enter your apartment, don’t fix your problem and leave behind a mess. But what’s really irritating is when they also burglarize the place. That’s what happened to one...
View ArticleHillary’s Would-Be Assassin Tries Bank Robbery Instead
Some people excel at journalism or poetry but strike out when they try their hand at fiction. Others are talented shoplifters but quickly find themselves behind bars when they turn to armed robbery....
View ArticleHillary’s Would-Be Assassin Tries Bank Robbery Instead
Some people excel at journalism or poetry but strike out when they try their hand at fiction. Others are talented shoplifters but quickly find themselves behind bars when they turn to armed robbery....
View ArticleDon’t Change the Channel! When Alone at a Bar, That Is
There are some risks attached to changing the TV channel at your local bar—not all of them involving some drunk cracking a bottle over your head because he objects to your choice of programming—as one...
View ArticleDon’t Change the Channel! When Alone at a Bar, That Is
There are some risks attached to changing the TV channel at your local bar—not all of them involving some drunk cracking a bottle over your head because he objects to your choice of programming—as one...
View ArticleMurder on the 34th Floor
The murderer was very good-looking. As he walked into the lobby of the InterContinental Hotel around 6 p.m. that Friday night, he was freshly showered and wore a dark suit and a purple tie. Though by...
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